Skip to main content

olljoh's definitions

Flard

FLARD is a portmanteau of FLAcid and haRD.
Flards are produced and patented by Rimmington-Svift.
A Flard is the core ingredient for Flardinium-batteries, that caused the Mrs.Snugglehugs-Lockdown of 1985.
A Flard is the core ingredient for Snuggletraps, that ended the Mrs.Snugglehugs-Lockdown of 1985.
Flards can be fired into walls with the Flardmaster2000 to be used as wireless power-sockets.
did you see the Flardmaster 2000 commercial in the National Nighly News?
by olljoh February 22, 2022
mugGet the Flardmug.

Zelensexual

Noble self defense deserves more than respect and assistance, it merits shamelessness, even in times of arousal.
When you start to understand why ancient Gauls sometimes fought/trained completely naked, for ritualistic/nobility purposes.
Letting a fascist Incel stay an Incel is as much of a simple choice as the dumb choice of the fascist Incel to be pro-genocide.
I've always seen myself as straight, turns out I'm Zelensexual. - Altair1208 (r/Ukraine)
by olljoh March 8, 2022
mugGet the Zelensexualmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email