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Someone that is not attracted to anything, be it man or woman. Emos often claim to be zsexual, though are most likely lying.
Straight Friend: Hey, check out that hot chick over there!
Zsexual: I'm not interested in girls...
Gay Friend: Then what about that cute guy?
Zsexual: I don't like guys either.
zsexual by Anon.e.mouse September 17, 2006
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Two shrieks love eachother very much three minutes later baby ogre is born.
Wtf is zsexual?
Zsexual by Mr.toxik September 18, 2018

zasexual 

in love with risa and risa only
i am zasexual
zasexual by @miguellliii September 22, 2021

zasexual 

attracted to tamza and tamza only
i am zasexual she is so pretty
zasexual by @miguellliii September 24, 2021

zexual energy

Sexual energy that has been converted, through zen and mental control, to productive forces.
I decided to stop obsessing over Ashley. Now with all my zexual energy I will start a company!!
zexual energy by Adel7 June 2, 2011
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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