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Someone with unmeasured courage and an extremely large penis.
He's a fucking Zelenskyy
A former comedian and the current, and best president of Ukraine. HE IS A FUCKING HERO. HE HELPED US HOLD OFF FROM RUSSIA FOR 6 DAYS ALREADY.
Zelenskyy: We will defeat the Russian army, Slava Ukraini
Shmyhal: Heroiam Slava
Zelenskyy by Slava Ukraie March 2, 2022
The Gigachad. A Hero. Current pharaoh of the free world. He says a word and people obey. Everyone has a crush on him. His cojones are visible from the outer space. The leader of the most based nation in the world. He can joke, dance, lead a country in war, play piano with his enormous dick and does everything with excellence.
Zelenskyy makes other leaders look like clowns.

Zelensky is only 170 cm tall due to the weight of his giant balls.

I want to have Zelenskyy's babies! And i'm a man.
Zelenskyy by scarlettfor March 29, 2022
A person who drives a Ford and and goes to the gym
Hey nazariy did you see zelenskyy no I think I saw him at the gym
Zelenskyy by Chorny April 15, 2019
(verb) to put someone, usually in a position of authority like a world leader, in timeout.
president X of a radical Middle East country boldly and foolishly attempted to conquer his much larger and more powerful neighboring country, but he got Zelenskyyed.
Zelenskyy by kattloxo March 2, 2025