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Zoesexual 

A fake sexuality/ an excuse to say the F slur
Hoenut: I’m z-zoesexual 🥺🥺
Normal human: *throws them into the sun*
Zoesexual by Molshroom March 1, 2021

Zoesexual 

zoesexual was made by 6-12 year olds on a popular app called tiktok, tiktok star (zoe Laverne aka zoe lagroomer) her 10 year old fans say they're apart of the LGBTQIA+ community because they're "attracted to her and only her"
random kid "I'm zoesexual!"

Go coke on a dick you shit
Zoesexual by Kairithenoob May 23, 2021

Zelensexual

A Zelensexual is someone who has an attraction to Volodymyr Zelenskyy and no other gender.
Yeah, I recently came out as a Zelensexual
Zelensexual by Cupaclo March 8, 2022

zoesexual 

a unvalid sexuallity made up by a bunch of social rejects on tiktok. if you refer yourself as zoesexual you are basically, in other words a wanker.
zoenut: im zoesexual
a normal person: how bot you just keep you fucking mouth shut you lyimg little abortion
zoesexual by wandasuprieme March 13, 2021

Zelsexual 

Zelsexual (Adj.)
zElsEkshUUHl

Desperate, blind, or with poor taste.
"I was talking to Pyro and she said she was zelsexual? I hope they find a cure soon."
Zelsexual by CanadianHater69420TR January 26, 2022

Zelensexual

Noble self defense deserves more than respect and assistance, it merits shamelessness, even in times of arousal.
When you start to understand why ancient Gauls sometimes fought/trained completely naked, for ritualistic/nobility purposes.
Letting a fascist Incel stay an Incel is as much of a simple choice as the dumb choice of the fascist Incel to be pro-genocide.
I've always seen myself as straight, turns out I'm Zelensexual. - Altair1208 (r/Ukraine)
Zelensexual by olljoh March 8, 2022
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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