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Probs quiet and writes poetry, but like totally awesome when you get to know her. Caring, friendly and needs a lot of wholesomeness in her life
Oh I’ve never talked to that girl, what’s she like?
Oh she’s a sweetheart, a total Zalfa.
Zalfa by _sample_text_ May 3, 2019
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Honest and lovable, can be use to describe a person
you are so zulfan.
he is zulfan, that is why people loves him
zulfan by stilpan April 22, 2018
A very skinny hungarian w extremely good looks and a large penis, usually surrounded by many women at a time (for sex)
“Zalan is so hot!” - every women
Zalan by StankSwaggy February 4, 2021
The best guy you'll ever meet. He's funny, smart, has a lovely voice and face and will always be there for you when you need him. Big dick energy, will play games with you and give you all the hugs.

Ily bro
You: something bad happened

Zalan: Cmere, I'll give you a hug
Zalan by gramaticalyincorect March 20, 2021

Zalman Rodkin

A person who pretends to be amazing and nice and kind and sweet and great, but is really Satan.
Zalman Rodkin is a little bitch.

zalmanzigging 

v. the act of having sex with someone that you'll regret when your friends eventually find out.
Example: My friend had sex with a girl that looks like a troll, therefore he was zalmanzigging