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Zalfa

Probs quiet and writes poetry, but like totally awesome when you get to know her. Caring, friendly and needs a lot of wholesomeness in her life

Oh I’ve never talked to that girl, what’s she like?
Oh she’s a sweetheart, a total Zalfa.

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An umbrella insult for essentially anyone you hate, but more specifically it’s the modern version of “you little punk”.

Did you hear what my ex said about me? Bitch ass motherfucker

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