Geuss

something that happens when you are too into sex and she's squirting all over your body and you ejaculate all inside her at the same time she squirts so the pleasure is real and awesome

oh hell yeah last night i had a Geuss session and it felt hella good bruh

by snowball the cat October 24, 2016

Dr.Geuss

A clear copycat of famous Dr.Seuss but with a G.

Man 1: Bro who is Dr.Geuss?
Man 2: Oh, a copycat of Dr.Seuss.

by Dr.Geuss March 22, 2024

go off, I guess

Sort of like "you do you," but with a strong implication that you're talking out of your ass. Basically "you're an idiot and what you're saying is stupid, if you want to keep going I guess I won't stop you."

Bob: "The world is run by lizard people."

Sue: "There's no such thing as lizard people, but go off, I guess."

by Mai Ainsel July 1, 2020

guessmile

(verb) - when you didn't understand what someone said and don't want to ask them to repeat themselves multiple times and just guess that they said something funny and smile.

It was way too loud to make out what he was saying so I just guessmiled at him

by Danlod2 April 27, 2018

Glussy

A man with a frozen cock.

"It's so cold outside. I think I might have a glussy!"

by Trase Gontzales December 29, 2020

Guesseneuh

Someone that is always confused with what's going on.
Pronounced as guess een nee uh

"Hey Guesseneuh!', said Bob
"What?" replied John

by PeopleLikeToBullyMe April 4, 2019

guess i'll just go fuck myself

When somebody ignores/pretends you don't exist. Almost as if they're telling you to go fuck yourself, but without actually saying it.

Person 1: Hey there! How are you doing?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Soo.... what's up?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Well I guess i'll just go fuck myself, then.

by nonr_ February 11, 2019