The best guy you'll ever meet. He's funny, smart, has a lovely voice and face and will always be there for you when you need him. Big dick energy, will play games with you and give you all the hugs.

Ily bro

You: something bad happened

Zalan: Cmere, I'll give you a hug

Zalan by gramaticalyincorect March 20, 2021

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Zalman Rodkin

A person who pretends to be amazing and nice and kind and sweet and great, but is really Satan.

Zalman Rodkin is a little bitch.

Zalman Rodkin by i hate zalman rodkin November 13, 2018

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zalmanzigging

v. the act of having sex with someone that you'll regret when your friends eventually find out.

Example: My friend had sex with a girl that looks like a troll, therefore he was zalmanzigging

zalmanzigging by dicktrickelsen May 20, 2011

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Zayaan

Zayaan is a ledgend who is smart, pure and very innocent. Zayaan can have is very smart moments and also his very dumb moments. Zayaan is very funny and has a lot of friends, he puts his trust in everyone and cares a lot about them no matter what. Zayaan will make your day and never make you feel sad. Zayaan is the life of the party and also quite a big joke star. Zayaan is very crazy and make the wierdest jokes and comments but everyone will still laugh cause its Zayaan. Zayaan is like a radio he will talk and talk for what feels like for ever but sometimes it will get annoying but you just have to sit and listen like he does for you. If you ever find a Zayaan make sure to be his friend your friendship will go a long way.

Zayaan is my best friend

Zayaan by HRHZAS September 13, 2018

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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