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v. the act of having sex with someone that you'll regret when your friends eventually find out.
Example: My friend had sex with a girl that looks like a troll, therefore he was zalmanzigging
by dicktrickelsen April 28, 2011
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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