Zalan
A very skinny hungarian w extremely good looks and a large penis, usually surrounded by many women at a time (for sex)
Zalan by StankSwaggy February 4, 2021
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Zalan
The best guy you'll ever meet. He's funny, smart, has a lovely voice and face and will always be there for you when you need him. Big dick energy, will play games with you and give you all the hugs.
Ily bro
Ily bro
Zalan by gramaticalyincorect March 20, 2021
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zalan
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Zalán
Also known as Generous God. He usually calls himself a 'cula' because he's so tall. His special skills include playing the guitar and impressing everyone with his audible smile. As you might have figured, he also likes his ego to be well-fed, so here you go.
Zalán by i swear it's not my real name May 19, 2020
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