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A very skinny hungarian w extremely good looks and a large penis, usually surrounded by many women at a time (for sex)
“Zalan is so hot!” - every women
Zalan by StankSwaggy February 4, 2021
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The best guy you'll ever meet. He's funny, smart, has a lovely voice and face and will always be there for you when you need him. Big dick energy, will play games with you and give you all the hugs.

Ily bro
You: something bad happened

Zalan: Cmere, I'll give you a hug
Zalan by gramaticalyincorect March 20, 2021
Related Words
handsome. lookin great in front of people.
you're too zalan.
zalan by ohmad December 29, 2017
Also known as Generous God. He usually calls himself a 'cula' because he's so tall. His special skills include playing the guitar and impressing everyone with his audible smile. As you might have figured, he also likes his ego to be well-fed, so here you go.
Everyone burst out laughing because Zalán's loud smile was so infectious.
As a nickname
In hungary we write names like this: *Last Name* *Nick Name* /*last name* Zalán/
Zalán by ASDHUB November 28, 2018
This is an hungarian name means “Szurok öntő”
Hi, Zalán, do you live in a castle?
Zalán by anonymous November 21, 2021

Zalan Gul 

A good person. Is in love with Bibi Jan Bukhari, He is a horny ass bastard.
Thank God! I’m not zalan gul
Zalan Gul by Dua rashid December 31, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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