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A Zalando is a free-spirited soul who doesn't follow any rules or trends. It creates them. They are likely to ignore any kind of dressing code 'cause, hey, nobody is telling them what to wear—clothes and makeup are their own powerful way through self-expression. A Zalando doesn't care if anyone thinks the colors of their clothes don't match or if a fluffy orange jacket is waaay too much. If they love it, they'll wear it! A Zalando has a huge community of friends from all walks of life and every corner of the world that share the same love for fashion and inspire each other.
"Hey Mom, can I be a Zalando when I grow up?"
"Nobody does style like a Zalando."
"Trust me, I recognize a Zalando when I see one."

"Look at that orange look! No one wears orange like a Zalando."
Zalando by SPPP2000 November 23, 2021
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Emma: He was a zal
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Emma: He was a zalador
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He really loved her, but she Zalandoed him.
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zanandorf 

Zanandorf is the person who spikes you in the sudden death round of smash.
Guy 1: I hate him, he's such a Zanandorf
zanandorf by Sparrog February 28, 2019
Zaland is a handsome man who usually has alot of facial hair. he's a man you can trust, and the best person you can hang out with. a zaland is usually the best wingman
Oh look at that Zaland.
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