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A very skinny hungarian w extremely good looks and a large penis, usually surrounded by many women at a time (for sex)
“Zalan is so hot!” - every women
Zalan by StankSwaggy February 4, 2021
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The best guy you'll ever meet. He's funny, smart, has a lovely voice and face and will always be there for you when you need him. Big dick energy, will play games with you and give you all the hugs.

Ily bro
You: something bad happened

Zalan: Cmere, I'll give you a hug
Zalan by gramaticalyincorect March 20, 2021
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handsome. lookin great in front of people.
you're too zalan.
zalan by ohmad December 29, 2017
Also known as Generous God. He usually calls himself a 'cula' because he's so tall. His special skills include playing the guitar and impressing everyone with his audible smile. As you might have figured, he also likes his ego to be well-fed, so here you go.
Everyone burst out laughing because Zalán's loud smile was so infectious.
As a nickname
In hungary we write names like this: *Last Name* *Nick Name* /*last name* Zalán/
Zalán by ASDHUB November 28, 2018
This is an hungarian name means “Szurok öntő”
Hi, Zalán, do you live in a castle?
Zalán by anonymous November 21, 2021

Zalan Gul 

A good person. Is in love with Bibi Jan Bukhari, He is a horny ass bastard.
Thank God! I’m not zalan gul
Zalan Gul by Dua rashid December 31, 2018
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