wykey

A small hamlet in Shropshire where fuck all happens. Ever.

I drove through Wykey and fell asleep it was a dull

by CuntyBollocks1990 March 11, 2013

mikey wikey

A short nickname for "Michael" usually one without a shirt.

( Michael walks into room )
Me: Mikey wikey!

by Kooki Malooki June 18, 2013

wkey

Going full aggressive in a game, typically battle royals.

Im about to wkey this kid.

by Frxstyyy July 26, 2020

Wykydtron

A man-made machine of destruction from the future that turns against mankind to ultimately destroy all of civilization.

The Wykydtron shall be responsible for the destruction of all of man-kind.

by wykydtron August 12, 2006

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.

"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."

by BornBlitzed February 4, 2018

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.

Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."

by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018

wakey

to wake up.
to be awake.

wakey wakey, asshole!

by groupie#1 September 26, 2006