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To get chated to a maximum amount
Dude that girl was all over me, then Daniel Veres came up and i got Wykesed.
Wykes by Bo Vaice June 2, 2009
Words you can keep
to preform sexual acts on a woman only to find they fall asleep before you get any.
last night, i pulled a wykes.
wykes by teifmunk May 27, 2009
to be choked from behind to the point of unconsciousness.
i was wrestling my friend, and he got me with the wykes.
wykes by teifmunk May 27, 2009

larry wykes 

Kaka, Someone who has no concept of time, someone who lives off women or people who believe in his BS! Baby man child
That guy over is with her for the SSI check what a Larry Wykes
larry wykes by Jojoguns September 3, 2016

lane wykes 

person one- “Do you know Lane Wykes i heard hes an eshay.”

person two- “Yeh lad hes dumb as fuck n dropped out of school coz he’s to lazy to go”

person one- “word but did u hear his new wannabe gf is rly hot.”
person two- “she is isn’t she i wish she was my gf”

Wokester 

An insult used to describe a person who gets easily outraged and professes a moral high ground over social justice issues.
That wokester got offended by my comment expressing disgust towards violent criminals.
Wokester by lulu kitty September 10, 2019

wokeshit 

Portmanteau comprising the words “woke” and “shit.” Used in contemporary political discourse as a perjorative, mocking the spinelessness, stupidly, hypocrisy, and willful ignorance of American corporations and government agencies that make decisions, changes, and content choices for poorly reasoned "woke" justifications.
guy 1: "MLB just moved the All-Star game out of Atlanta because of the GA Voter ID bill."
guy 2: "That's some wokeshit. MLB isn't getting any money from me ever again."
wokeshit by xo rach April 4, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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