wikey

A very loveable and kind person, often found seducing ladies, or at least hitting on them. He is the 'ladies-man' and doesnt say no to anybody.
doesnt like to hurt peoples feelings, and tends to amuse people at all times possible.

''Man i wish i was a wikey!''

wikey by Russel bennet June 18, 2008

wikey

a wikey is a wanna be pikey, someone that owns a four by four, a caravan, sells dags (pikey for dogs), and will sell you anyone of them, even though they're a nice middle class boy deep down. Predominantly seen in the festival, and party scene, often owns a 'bit of land' in southern spain, or similar.

he's such a wikey

wikey by rupert November 11, 2003

mikey wikey 

A short nickname for "Michael" usually one without a shirt.

( Michael walks into room )
Me: Mikey wikey!

mikey wikey by Kooki Malooki June 18, 2013

wkey 

Going full aggressive in a game, typically battle royals.

Im about to wkey this kid.

wkey by Frxstyyy July 26, 2020

wibbly wobbley timey wimey 

A reference from a BBC Sci-Fi television series, where the main protagonist, the Doctor, tries to explain time to a character in the episode named Sally Sparrow. And describes that time is a big ball of "wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff." Or a ball of time where you can take any path alter any time line. Which is true, proven by Astrophysicist, Neil Degrasse Tyson.
Now used to describe something as very confusing.

This math problem is so wibbly wobbley timey wimey. It's so confusing.

wibbly wobbley timey wimey by Daleknonsan January 23, 2014

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey 

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.

"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey by BornBlitzed February 4, 2018

millies.wifeyy 

@millies.wifeyy is a fanpage for millie bobby brown, has over 10,000 fans but deserves wayy more,she’s funny asf too 😋

stranger: ughh millies.wifeyy is so annoying

me:*murders them cutely* 😽

millies.wifeyy by 15kmbb on tiktok May 23, 2021