wosher
An extreamly anti-social person that can be a real pitchfork when they’re hungry. They get VERY offended if they are miscalled WASHER (yes it HAD to be in caps).
wosher by TheAttackHelicopter June 17, 2018
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Washermashen
The practice of being involved in intercourse on top of a washing machine while the female mashes potatoes
Washermashen by Coliflairhoward July 18, 2016
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Flash Washer
A Flash Washer is someone in your office that briefly runs their hands (sometimes just fingers) under the water after using the restroom. Basically stating that their restroom activity did not warrant a soap and warm water hand washing.
Flash Washer by GorgeousPC August 24, 2013
Party Washer
A person whom only washes their hands after using the restroom in the visible presence of others. If it "appears" that nobody is present (i.e. somebody is in the stall, or they didn't notice someone was in the room with them), or nobody is actually in the restroom with them, they will leave after using the restroom and not wash their hands.
Christa is a party washer. She only washes her hands in public bathrooms where other people may see her. But not if she thinks she's alone.
Party Washer by YourJuliette September 23, 2005
Ball Washer
Ball Washer by blair witfae November 26, 2007
Bog Washer
Dave:' What happened to the toilet brush?'
Ryan:' Andy took it when he moved out, it was like 6 months old too'
Dave: 'What a Bog Washer.'
Ryan:' Andy took it when he moved out, it was like 6 months old too'
Dave: 'What a Bog Washer.'
Bog Washer by Johnthebaptist69 September 23, 2016
chicken washer
A black man or woman who ignores FDA and CDC recommendations and "washes dey chicken so da spices stick betta" typically using dish soap.
chicken washer by #65 April 6, 2023
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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