Johnthebaptist69's definitions

Pole-Bearer

The person on a stag do that has to wank off the groom when required!

Wayne: You coming Rob's the stag do Dave?
Dave: Yeah I got invited last minute, i'm the pole-bearer!
Wayne: That's fucked

by Johnthebaptist69 June 1, 2018

Smot Palace

A house or flat that you live in thats generally not clean, where you have sex with loads of girls. From really really pretty, too complete munters.

Craig: 'Dave, make sure you come back late on Sats, I will be motting a mid level munter in the smot palace.'

by Johnthebaptist69 August 22, 2016

Bog Washer

Someone who is the lowest of low, dirty and will generally cleans toilets for a living.

Dave:' What happened to the toilet brush?'
Ryan:' Andy took it when he moved out, it was like 6 months old too'
Dave: 'What a Bog Washer.'

by Johnthebaptist69 September 23, 2016