Woodville is one of the most nicest places to live in the Derbyshire district. Suroundrd by Ashby midway and newhall. They have the best kebab shops around by far.
by Willllllll9898 August 28, 2016
Get the woodville mug.A very small town about 1 1/2 hours north-east of Toronto. Mainly a gathering place for all who are perfect or who claim to be perfect, and being responsible for spawning even more perfect children. If you are from out of town, the welcoming committee will remind you on a daily basis that you don't belong there. Don't try to be friendly to anyone, it's not allowed.
The school penal system is governed by magic wand-wielding principals who also use a generous helping of fairy dust to deal with bullies and everyday problems.
The downtown area is booming with closed stores, a tattoo parlour, hair salon, overpriced convenience store and a restaurant housed in a former funeral parlour.
Real estate in Woodville is difficult to sell as the town's reputation precedes itself, so if you buy here, prepare for the fact that it will take years to sell your home before you can go back to where people are normal and not so perfect.
The school penal system is governed by magic wand-wielding principals who also use a generous helping of fairy dust to deal with bullies and everyday problems.
The downtown area is booming with closed stores, a tattoo parlour, hair salon, overpriced convenience store and a restaurant housed in a former funeral parlour.
Real estate in Woodville is difficult to sell as the town's reputation precedes itself, so if you buy here, prepare for the fact that it will take years to sell your home before you can go back to where people are normal and not so perfect.
by got out October 10, 2012
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Probably the pimple of Ohio! It is the WORST town in Ohio by far! The heroin overdose rate is sky high. The police are always on your ass, that's why the town is know for speed trapping. If your going -6 mph they will still stop you for speeeding! Most kids there are either druggies or just straight up hicks who think it's cool to dip and fuck their cousin. Don't even get me started on the local schools.
by Shivaz March 21, 2017
Get the woodville ohio mug.It's a small town in texas, that once girls graduate their asses get as wide as they are tall... Be easy on the door frames
by Lilj1984 March 31, 2017
Get the woodville, texas mug.(Noun) A trouble-making, untrustworthy person who often places themselves near to others in the hopes acquiring or overhearing information that they can distort and falsify.
Nickki whispered to Robin, "I need to tell you something, but that snake-in-the-woodpile Brandy is trying to eavesdrop on us. Let's go outside so that the cunt can't hear us".
by Nikki Stixx May 7, 2019
Get the snake-in-the-woodpile mug.a dope ass nigga on insta who have over 5 mill followers. he worships future the rapper and preaches to all niggas how u should treat yo girl and other bitches. he also shares his hood experiences for niggas that aint so hood, like me (cuz im lightskin).
my bitch: why u follow that nigga hoodville? u making me think u aint loyal to me😒
hoodville: if she tells u to unfollow hoodville she belongs to the streets
me: we aint a thing no more. have a nice life on the streets bitch
hoodville: if she tells u to unfollow hoodville she belongs to the streets
me: we aint a thing no more. have a nice life on the streets bitch
by 4kt_tez June 1, 2020
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