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Woodkiller 

A person or action that can turn any erect penis flaccid.
Guy one: Dude, did you see that fat chick?
guy two: Yeah, she's a Woodkiller.
Woodkiller by Assjuyo Patruyo March 2, 2008
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WeedKiller 

A person that looks so revolting that you get a reverse boner
Katie is a major WeedKiller. My dick almost fell off because it was so bad.
WeedKiller by Grand Master Abdul January 9, 2016

Woodville, Ontario 

A very small town about 1 1/2 hours north-east of Toronto. Mainly a gathering place for all who are perfect or who claim to be perfect, and being responsible for spawning even more perfect children. If you are from out of town, the welcoming committee will remind you on a daily basis that you don't belong there. Don't try to be friendly to anyone, it's not allowed.

The school penal system is governed by magic wand-wielding principals who also use a generous helping of fairy dust to deal with bullies and everyday problems.

The downtown area is booming with closed stores, a tattoo parlour, hair salon, overpriced convenience store and a restaurant housed in a former funeral parlour.

Real estate in Woodville is difficult to sell as the town's reputation precedes itself, so if you buy here, prepare for the fact that it will take years to sell your home before you can go back to where people are normal and not so perfect.
Woodville, Ontario by got out October 10, 2012

moodkiller

someone or something that changes the mood of the environment ie. kill your high
Chaz:Dude I heard about this banging club downtown, reach my house and we'll take my car.

Brad:Alright I'm on my way.

(reaches Chaz's house)

Chaz:Hey whats up dude. Lets get in my car. I heard this club is crazy. So many bitches bro.

(driving to the club)

Chaz:You know what bro, I dont feel like going anymore.

(turns car around)

Brad:Your a fucking moodkiller bro.
moodkiller by Sheki Shabaz April 20, 2006

Wood Killer 

When you are "sporting wood" at an inconvient or embarrassing time, you need to think of the ugliest woman you've ever seen. She shall be affectionatley known as "The Wood Killer."
As the gorgeous nurse asked me to remove my hospital provided gown, I realized I was sporting wood. In order to avoid embarrassment I closed my eyes and pictured a naked picture of the "wood killer."
Wood Killer by bomba007 July 9, 2010

woodville ohio 

Probably the pimple of Ohio! It is the WORST town in Ohio by far! The heroin overdose rate is sky high. The police are always on your ass, that's why the town is know for speed trapping. If your going -6 mph they will still stop you for speeeding! Most kids there are either druggies or just straight up hicks who think it's cool to dip and fuck their cousin. Don't even get me started on the local schools.
"Oh you come from woodville Ohio? Go fuck yourself!"
woodville ohio by Shivaz March 21, 2017

woodville, texas 

It's a small town in texas, that once girls graduate their asses get as wide as they are tall... Be easy on the door frames
Watch out people woodville, Texas is coming through.
woodville, texas by Lilj1984 March 31, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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