Woodsville

The redneck town that sucks ass. Everyone drinks beer.

Woodsville is full of rednecks, hillbillies and white trash people who have never left that town their whole life and never will!

by Harry the Pilgrim March 18, 2020

Woodsville

A small town in New Hampshire that is closely associated with the towns of Haverhill, North Haverhill, Pike, and Benton. The fun things to do in this town are very limited, and they mostly consist of getting slushies from the local Cumberland Farms, going swimming at the Cliffs, and bumming around the streets getting in trouble. If you live in this town, you most likely fall into one of three categories, the Hicks, who drive around in loud trucks and chew tobacco during school hours, the Skater Punks, who spend time skating around the streets because there is no skatepark and get in trouble with the police, and the High School Dropouts, the kids who, no matter how hard they try, will never live outside of this dump nicknamed Hoodsville, NH.

Hoodsvillian 1: Yo, I'm bored. What do you want to do?
Hoodsvillian 2: I don't know, bro. Lets go smoke weed on the tracks behind Woodsville because there's nothing else to do.

by jnyfknmlr696 June 3, 2009

Woodkiller

A person or action that can turn any erect penis flaccid.

Guy one: Dude, did you see that fat chick?
guy two: Yeah, she's a Woodkiller.

by Assjuyo Patruyo March 2, 2008

Woodinville

A small town near Seattle, known for having less than 5 black people, 100's of million dollar homes, 1 movie theater where middle schoolers kick it, about 80 wineries where people a bunch of people from Cali hang out, and high schoolers from upper class families that think they're thuggety thug. Plenty of money here to support a desperate house wife fo sho.

Desperate housewife: "Hey did you see that blacked-out gangster mobile drive by on 22's, ghetto blasting California love? Are you sure it was a good idea to move to Woodinville."

Rich doctor husband: "No worries dear, that's just the son of the town dentist, he's under the impression he's black"

Desperate housewife: "I think I'll fuck him while you're not home"

Rich doctor husband: "Werd"

by ziggyzag April 16, 2013

Woodinville

Woodinville, Washington. Northeast of Seattle, Suburban area. Lots of Starbucks and SUVs. Wealthy area good for parents to raise their children. Woodinville is a nice city. Lots of good looking girls, cool guys, and it has been known to have a few milfs.

"Woodinville has 'hella' hot girls."
"It's true"
"Some of them are easy too"

by Tyler from Woodinville November 30, 2005

Woodinville High School

Often referred to as WHS, Woodinville High School is a school that contains only 3 main social groups: Preps/jocks, Gangstas, and Everybody Else. The PJ's and G's have a relatively strong alliance, while Everybody Else tends to dislike both and be disliked by both. The school also has a large drug use problem, earning it the nickname "The Pharmacy," along with lackluster sports and music programs despite good support for both. Good teachers are few and far between, with the rare good ones including the Honors English 10 teacher and the AP Euro History teacher. WHS is currently undergoing remodel.

"Man, Woodinville High School is just a big pot of drama"

by koobeeny October 2, 2008

Wolfsville Special

During coitus with the female ‘riding’ atop the male, immediately before ejaculation, the female quickly hops off the male and performs oral sex such that the male ejaculates into the female’s mouth.

Originates from Wolfsville, a small town near Frederick, MD.

Yo cuz, we can’t have unprotected sex because I could get pregnant.... UNLESS we do the ole’ Wolfsville Special!

I met this girl in Maryland who said she didn’t kiss on the first date but she would consider a Wolfsville Special. It was a raw deal.

by Kipling Savage May 16, 2021