wongmo 

1. v. This word was birthed when an amazingly sextraordinarily saucy female stated that she would rape anyone who could speak in a voice resembling that of a Bill Clinton, and the male with whom she was conversing proceeded to respond, well, I can speak in voice just like Clinton's. So, "Oh my God, NOW".

The astute and analytical female proceeded to mention how OMG NOW backwords says "wongmo"; raping a personally solely because they have a voice much like that of the late President Clinton is a backward concept; thus, it follows, that the anacronym is pronounced "wongmo".

To wongmo, essentially, means to rape someone who would be unwilling to be raped were it not for the massive sexual appeal of the raper. And yes, one can be willingly raped, it's a bit like.. hm, well it's like when a person is "forced" to engage in sexual acts; however, they enjoy the acts, it just allows them to disavow personal responsability if they say that they were forced. Also, it is rape if the "wongmoer", if you will, would have engaged in sexual acts with the wongmo-ee regardless of whether consent was issued.

*Note: wongmoers must have a mad-sexual appeal, that is irrefutable to both genders

2. adj. anything that is amazingly or orgasmically rad

1. Dude, I was in this ally when out-nowhere this bitch in red hot leather with saucy lips, a sweet ass, thighs like what, what, carting a whip approached me. She then proceeded to throttle me whilst playing Marvin Gaye music quite loudly from a small handbag which she'd cast off to the side. God it was fucking amazing. She wongmoed me like an she was an ape in heat. God it was so wongmo.

2. Man, that was so fucking wongmo.

wongmo by KEGavin December 26, 2005

Wongtonged

The celebratory act of failed self discipline in correspondence to alcohol.

Typically used in reference to being mentally, physically, morally, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged by such a drunken state while LIVING IT UP. An utmost impossible level of inebriation that derives solely or perpetuates thoroughly from asiatic ancestry.

A "Wongtonged" weekend may result in balancing face first on the floor, behaving like a bohemith and slurring words, breaking numerous amounts of reading glasses and or facebook status-ing and thinking everything went dandy and sublime the next day. - then doing it all over again.

Random Guy: Hey.
Cara: COME WITH ME, LETS TAKE SHOTS !
Random Guy: Another night living the Wongtonged dream .

Wongtonged by imanicelady July 7, 2011

Wongona 

"Wongona" is referring to "lick my"

So when someone tells you "Wongona" it refers to "When are you going to ligma balls"
"which means when are you going to lick my balls"

this word was made by @memeplugpage on IG :)

Guy1: R.I.P Nudah he died from type 2 wongona :(

Guy2: what's wongona ?

Guy1: wongona ligma balls

Guy2: *gets angry*

Wongona by memeplugpage August 17, 2018

wongo 

if something is stretched out beyond use. or loose.

my socks won't stay up they're all wongo.

wongo by timmy21 January 19, 2009

wangmote 

A slang word for the Nintendo Wii Remote controller, taking the shortened slang word "wiimote" and adding a slight layer of sexual innuendo. Given the size and shape of the device - in conjunction with its resemblance of certain female pleasure toys - wangmote is a natural progression. There were epic levels of double entendre present on the Internet in various circles - forums and webcomics especially - upon the controller's initial unveiling.

The controller lends itself well to be compared to male anatomy. Surely this is the pinnacle of mankind up until this point in our continued evolution.

There is also the consideration of wangmotation, which is defined elsewhere.

The wangmote brings fun and pleasure to all.

wangmote by Strell December 6, 2006

Wingmom 

Noun: A mother in which will help her son get laid, usually at a bar or a large gathering. This method of bringing along a wingmom is much more rewarding because it comes off to women as a man being sensitive and a family-man rather than a future one-night stand;
exactly like a wingman, but it's your mom.

"I haven't gotten laid in forever. Luckily, I'm going out for some beers with my wingmom tonight."

Wingmom by hansonpaulsey December 1, 2009

wongone

top speed at freeway

ready for wongone?
watch out mofo!

wongone by blitzs13 June 21, 2008