APOCALYPS3

Coined by (and authored by) Strell, in reference to the PS3 launch fiascos that resulted in various muggings, flag-pole face plantings, and probably overwhelming amounts of "just friends" spooning between all sorts of people in a feeble effort to keep warm in the brutal frigid teat of nature. Also, people got shot.

This is mostly due to extreme shortages from manufacturing problems, and possibly due to an attempt to artificially increase hype. Because of scarcity, systems were selling on eBay for several thousand dollars, well above the MSRP, which prompted a "me too wants money" reaction from the general public in the United States.
Welcome to the APOCALYPS3, F*CKERS.
by Strell November 19, 2006
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wangmote

A slang word for the Nintendo Wii Remote controller, taking the shortened slang word "wiimote" and adding a slight layer of sexual innuendo. Given the size and shape of the device - in conjunction with its resemblance of certain female pleasure toys - wangmote is a natural progression. There were epic levels of double entendre present on the Internet in various circles - forums and webcomics especially - upon the controller's initial unveiling.

The controller lends itself well to be compared to male anatomy. Surely this is the pinnacle of mankind up until this point in our continued evolution.

There is also the consideration of wangmotation, which is defined elsewhere.
The wangmote brings fun and pleasure to all.
by Strell December 04, 2006
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wangmotation

In conjunction with the wangmote - a slang word for the Wii Remote controller - this is the act of using the wangmote for it's suggested purpose. This involves male anatomy and various bonding agents, running the gamut from tape (duct or scotch) to glues (the kind with the gorilla on the bottle) and straps (for your and her pleasure). Upon success, one is able to control their personas and their actions with man's mighty appendage.

As the Wiimote is able to sense motion, it is only man's greatest dream to virtually defeat monsters by swinging his great appendage, only to see avatars on screen slaughtering said enemies.

There is something to be said for hitting tennis balls as well using this method. Or hitting baseballs. Really any kind of swinging action that involves balls.
I'm going to employ wangmotation from day one. Those Moblins won't know what hit them, and probably won't want to know.

Wangmotation is the new accepted form of dueling. We will certainly see who is left standing up. Up is the operative word here.
by Strell December 04, 2006
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wangchuking

In conjunction with the wangmote during serious acts of wangmotation, wangchuking may also be employed. This requires the nunchuk attachment to be connected to the Wii Remote controller.

What is then required is for one to connect the wangchuk to one's body. There is one acceptable area, and it requires a certain familiarity and able threshhold of pain (or pleasure, if such is your thing).

Upon successful wangchuking, wangmotation takes user interfaces to a new level, allowing players to fully defeat enemies by use of only their nether regions.

Rejoice as you pop caps with naught more than a smile on your face and two free hands. Impress all your friends. And impress all your non-friends. And horrify your parents.

Is this not truly the next generation?
I have wangchuked the unholy crap out of many, many enemies. They were too frightened to successfully defend themselves.

Wangchuking - it's a humdinger of a time.
by Strell December 04, 2006
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