36 definitions by hansonpaulsey
Noun: A date you have with someone over the internet or over xbox live;
usually a designated time to get online to talk to this specific person
usually a designated time to get online to talk to this specific person
"I have a hot d8 tonight!"
"Oh yeah? Where at?"
"Me and HotChick69 are meeting in a private chat-room at 8:30."
"Nice! Maybe you'll get some n00dz!"
"Oh yeah? Where at?"
"Me and HotChick69 are meeting in a private chat-room at 8:30."
"Nice! Maybe you'll get some n00dz!"
by hansonpaulsey November 8, 2009
The act of masturbating before going to sleep;
usually done in order to fall asleep faster and more relaxed;
the "sleeping pill" drill.
usually done in order to fall asleep faster and more relaxed;
the "sleeping pill" drill.
"I was on a horrible sleeping schedule all summer and now that school starts tomorrow, I'll have to perform a "sleeping drill" in order to fall asleep at a decent time tonight."
by hansonpaulsey November 8, 2009
A threesome involving two sexual partners performing a 69 on one partner.
609 is the same as a 619, but with a more chubby partner in the middle.
609 is the same as a 619, but with a more chubby partner in the middle.
"Last night, my girlfriend and I 69nd for the first time."
"Big deal. Last night, me, your girlfriend and your mom 619nd."
"Big deal. Last night, me, your girlfriend and your mom 619nd."
by hansonpaulsey February 13, 2010
Verb: After the act of attempting to hook up with a variety of girls at one setting and getting rejected, then the person will begin "echoling" or ridiculing the same girls in order to compensate for the humiliation of being rejected; the act of being outraged at a girl after her rejecting to hook up with you; "Sex Heckling"
After Michael was rejected by every girl at the party, he began echoling the girls by stealing money from the fat bitch, slapping the tall bitch in the face and then pushing the other girl down the stairs.
by hansonpaulsey October 12, 2009
Noun: A person who is literally addicted to either submitting new definitions or surfing through other's slang on www.urbandictionary.com
"Hansonpaulsey is definitely an urbandictionaddict. Too bad there's no urbandictionaddicts anonymous."
by hansonpaulsey November 9, 2009
Noun: A mother in which will help her son get laid, usually at a bar or a large gathering. This method of bringing along a wingmom is much more rewarding because it comes off to women as a man being sensitive and a family-man rather than a future one-night stand;
exactly like a wingman, but it's your mom.
exactly like a wingman, but it's your mom.
by hansonpaulsey December 2, 2009
Noun: A name usually assigned to someone who is old in age and close to becoming deceased somewhere in the near future.
"You see these new bills Obama is passing? I'm thinking we should've went with John McCain."
"Are you kidding? That future fossil would've been way passed gone by now."
"Are you kidding? That future fossil would've been way passed gone by now."
by hansonpaulsey December 2, 2009