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stands for "Makes Every Girl Aroused"; nickname of a contestant on the first season of Tool Academy on VH1
by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009
Get the MEGA mug.Noun: A person who is literally addicted to either submitting new definitions or surfing through other's slang on www.urbandictionary.com
"Hansonpaulsey is definitely an urbandictionaddict. Too bad there's no urbandictionaddicts anonymous."
by hansonpaulsey November 9, 2009
Get the urbandictionaddict mug.Noun: A McDonald's Dollar Menu combination of the top bun, lettuce, chicken patty, and mayonnaise of a McChicken on top of the two beef patties, cheese, onion, pickles, ketchup, and bottom bun of a double cheeseburger; sometimes referred to as a "Double Chickenburger", "McEcstasy" and "The 2 Dollar Heart-Attack"
by Hansonpaulsey October 12, 2009
Get the McDream mug.The act of masturbating before going to sleep;
usually done in order to fall asleep faster and more relaxed;
the "sleeping pill" drill.
usually done in order to fall asleep faster and more relaxed;
the "sleeping pill" drill.
"I was on a horrible sleeping schedule all summer and now that school starts tomorrow, I'll have to perform a "sleeping drill" in order to fall asleep at a decent time tonight."
by hansonpaulsey November 8, 2009
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Chinese Teenager: "Check out my happy wok!"
Chinese Teenager: "Check out my happy wok!"
by hansonpaulsey December 13, 2009
Get the Happy Wok mug.Phrase: Used sarcastically in reply after someone tells you a personal story that was overall stupid, uninteresting and hard to follow;
said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience
said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience
Person 1: "... Then the girl was all like "At least I didn't do this and such!" and then I was like "No, you don't get it like that. It's like this you bitch! HAHA!" It was seriously so funny, like you have no idea!"
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."
by hansonpaulsey November 15, 2009
Get the The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen mug.For a girl to let out a vaginal flatulent or "quiff" into someone's mouth while they are asleep or unaware;
also known as a "Spicy Michael" when a guy farts into someone's mouth.
also known as a "Spicy Michael" when a guy farts into someone's mouth.
"Kayla gave a snappy cassy to her ex-boyfriend after he fell asleep at the party. He woke up humiliated, scarred, and possibly the most turned off by a girl he had ever been."
by Hansonpaulsey October 14, 2009
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