wrongmo 

A way of referring in a deprecating manner to a friendly but anonymous online acquaintance.

How did you hear about this exhibition?

Oh, some wrongmo off the internet told me about it.

wrongmo by talknottalk July 1, 2011

wrongmo 

Something that is very wrong in a sexually grotesque way.

I heard Matt had his dog lick his balls! That's WRONGMO!!

wrongmo by Comrade Will February 23, 2009

wrongjority

When the majority of people is in the wrong.

I'm sick of the wrongjority delusional sheep winning.

wrongjority by ryancflam March 22, 2019

wrongcock 

chimney bottler, buntyman, the crazy world of arthur brown..

you're a filthy wrongcock Kelly, and I always thought Star in their Eyes was bollocks too..

wrongcock by belly August 22, 2003

Wrongholed 

A portmanteau of "wrong" and "hole", made into one word because when these two are used in unison they're screamed during a jumbled panic.

To wronghole or be wrongholed is almost exclusively exceptionally painful for both parties and never intentional. That's not to say that to wronghole can never be intended but this definition does not deal with that. For this reason the past "too late, it's been done" tense version of the word deserves a separate entry to the standard wronghole entry.

Wrongholing most commonly happens when at least the male party is drunk, and also most commonly during doggy style coitus due to physics and biology. There are, however, risks in any position. It is the event whereby the old vaginal in out has reached such impetus that the member slips out. Usually due to alcohol consumption leading to arrogance and slow wits, the male is determined that on the return stroke re-entry shall occur perfectly and smoothly, nobody will notice and things will carry on as normal.

This is never what happens. Instead wrongholing occurs at high speed with devastatingly insufficient lubricant. It wasn't intentional, it wasn't planned, it wasn't sinister but somewhere along the ling the pecker ignored the glowing beacon of the welcoming poontang and headed straight for the rectum. Sex will stop for AT LEAST the next 5 minutes, if you're lucky, while you both roll around in the foetal position feeling pitifully sorry for yourselves.

That is to be wrongholed.

"Oh man, we got back from the pub the other night and while getting jiggy with it I wrongholed her. She wouldn't let me carry on and made me sleep on the sofa."

Wrongholed by Barnard17 July 5, 2009

wrongboarding 

Doing skateboard (short board) tricks and maneuvers on what most would deem a longboard. Doing the right set of tricks on the wrong board.

Did you see that wrongboarder pull a nollie heelflip over that gap?

I'm going wrongboarding with my friends at the skatepark.

wrongboarding by Mr.Dr.Thumper September 5, 2012

wronghole whitelock 

To do a wronghole whitelock is to accidently insert your manhood into an orifice of the female (or male!!) body that is nor designed to receive such a present

'oh alex' said zoe. 'i think you have just done a wronghole whitelock'

wronghole whitelock by Big Dave November 10, 2004