wolli 

Someone who is quite rude but not on the jerk level yet.

Wow your friend is sounds like a wolli, I hope they don't become a jerk once I get to know them more.

wolli by Roger the VII May 13, 2016

Ape Wellington 

1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.

2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.

"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"

- or -

Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"

Woman: "No."

- or -

Woman: "Have you found the problem?"

OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."

- or -

Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"

Woman: "Why?"

Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."

- or -

Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"

Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"

Ape Wellington by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009

William Henry Harrison High School 

William Henry High School is a school in Ohio of about 1,400 students. The school has little going for it except for a bunch of crappy sport teams and some nerdy clubs that nobody goes to. The school was actually named in honor of some obscure president that nobody has heard of and whose only accomplishment was to croak after being in office only a month. The school became sort of famous in early 2015 when it was discovered that just about every girl in the school had been passing out nudes and real explicit porn to just about every guy in the school. Apparently this had been going on for years and hundreds of nudes were circulating around the school and town. Of course the administration at the school claimed they knew nothing about it but the slutty girls were told to stop being such naughty hoes, or at least be a bit more quiet about being naughty hoes and passing out the porn. Nobody was charged and it's unknown how many hoe girls are still making and passing around nudes and nasty porn. And even with all the publicity over the sexting and nudes, nobody still knows who the hell William Henry Harrison was.

William Henry Harrison High School is named after someone nobody has heard but it sure has a lot of hoes that love to pass out some serious nudes and porn.

William Henry Harrison High School by hnoss March 10, 2017

williams escudero 

Williams Escudero is a 16 year old singer and songwriter who released that one bop called One more time.

Oh my God Williams Escudero just released his new album called inception

williams escudero by Thatonekid3232 February 16, 2019

William Afton 

Some random dude who just won’t die

“I always come back!” -William Afton

William Afton by Skull3398 January 24, 2022

William Afton 

William Afton is a character (and main antagonist) of the Five nights at Freddy's series
in the book he is described as a large man who was always so "happy" constantly smiling
His first appearance was in the minigames from FNAF2 that rarely occur after death. in the 8-bit minigames he is a Purple/violet smiling man with dark soulless eyes and in the save them minigame he has a badge and small white dots in his eyes.

William is the co-owner of "Fazbear Entertainment" and the owner of his robotics company "Afton Robotics".
He has 3 children Michael (his oldest son), Elizabeth (his daughter), and the crying child (his other son).
William is also responsible for the MANY... MANY missing children at "Freddy Fazbears Pizza", he lured each of them to the back room wearing a yellow spring-lock Fredbear and Bonnie suit, where he killed each of the kids he kidnapped and hid the bodies in the animatronic characters. After being almost caught by the police, he skipped town changed his name to Dave Miller and lost ALOT of weight to the point that, when he returned, nobody recognized him.
years later William/Dave returned to Freddy's and dismantled each of the animatronics, but the ghosts of his victims were possessing the suits, and chased William into the hidden off-camera Safe-room. William hid inside of the spring-lock Bonnie suit and ended up dying from a Spring-lock failure, and was locked in the room for 30 years still "alive" in that suit.

"I’ve accepted the new life that you gave me. You’ve made me one with my creation. My name is Springtrap!”
~ William Afton accepting his fate to be Springtrap.

William Afton by comicsans92 May 13, 2018

wellington curse 

When something important happens but all video or photo evidence is awful quality. This saying started when a video of louis tomlinson and harry styles at a bar in Wellington, New Zealand was posted where louis can be heard shouting "BOYFRIEND" and maybe leaning in about to kiss harry but harry turns louis around and points out the fans to him. The video can be found online when you search up 'Wellington Larry' .

"Harry Styles wore glasses last night and y'all decide to take pictures on a potato"
"Wellington curse strikes again"

wellington curse by Cube.shit October 4, 2017