woakes 

looser bum cheep skate

micheal woakes! 5 pound for cash!

woakes by ryan halford April 13, 2004

weakest v1nce enjoyer 

a man with iron balls, man with the will of 1000000 suns, a man who can rip apart worlds just via THINKING

weakest v1nce enjoyer can kick our asses

weakest v1nce enjoyer by the coolest guy who IS cool April 20, 2022

Wokester 

An insult used to describe a person who gets easily outraged and professes a moral high ground over social justice issues.

That wokester got offended by my comment expressing disgust towards violent criminals.

Wokester by lulu kitty September 10, 2019

wokeshit 

Portmanteau comprising the words “woke” and “shit.” Used in contemporary political discourse as a perjorative, mocking the spinelessness, stupidly, hypocrisy, and willful ignorance of American corporations and government agencies that make decisions, changes, and content choices for poorly reasoned "woke" justifications.

guy 1: "MLB just moved the All-Star game out of Atlanta because of the GA Voter ID bill."
guy 2: "That's some wokeshit. MLB isn't getting any money from me ever again."

wokeshit by xo rach April 4, 2021

Wokescold 

Someone who scolds others for not being woke enough.

Person 1: this white liberal screeched at me because I said the word lunatic. They said it was a slur for bipolar people. When I told them I was bipolar, they got on their knees and started begging for my forgiveness.

Person 2: that guy must be a wokescold.

Wokescold by the foochie February 11, 2022

wockesha 

Lean, purple juice, go go slurp

Damn this wockesha is hitting different.

wockesha by 3 inch wonder June 24, 2021

wokester 

An easily offended 20-something idiot who believes the word 'woke' legitimizes their self-centered view of the world. These individuals often lack skills in civil discourse, or an educated background in any subject they rant in.

Bob: Hey Jim, check out that San Francisco wokester blocking conservative speakers from voicing their 1st amendment rights in a civil, university sponsored debate.

Jim: Yeah, what a useless waste.

wokester by brobean June 5, 2017