Wokescold 

Someone who scolds others for not being woke enough.

Person 1: this white liberal screeched at me because I said the word lunatic. They said it was a slur for bipolar people. When I told them I was bipolar, they got on their knees and started begging for my forgiveness.

Person 2: that guy must be a wokescold.

Wokescold by the foochie February 11, 2022

wokescold 

noun: A person who is woke and scolds others who are not

verb: the act of scolding in the name of wokeness

Be extra careful when you talk around feminists, liberals, or anyone in the DSA, to avoid experiencing the wrath of the wokescold.

wokescold by leftstreet December 25, 2018

Wokescold 

A person who constantly complains about some institution, person or product being too "woke" - a word the wokescold refuses to define because it would reveal his true motivations: misogyny, racism and hatred against LGBTQ+ people.

That wokescold is whinging about a new game again.

Wokescold by zben December 16, 2024

Wokescold 

A person who constantly complains about some product or other being too "woke" - a word the wokescold refuses to define because it would reveal his true motivations: misogyny, racism and hatred against LGBTQ+ people. Wokescolds are without exception rightoid crypto-fascists.

That wokescold is whinging about a new game again.

Wokescold by zben December 16, 2024

WokeaCola 

A certain cola company forced it's employees to attend online workshops teaching them to "act less white."

Wokeacola customers have said they"didn't know how to be less white - but they knew how to drink other products!"

WokeaCola by I, Wreckerrr March 17, 2021

wokehold

When you drop so much wokeness on somebody that they can’t breathe

“What happened to Steve last night?”
“Steve we went to Camp Flog Gnaw, got caught in a wokehold and died.”

“Whoa dude, get me out this wokehold. I can’t breathe!”

“I was arguing with a Trump Supporter last week and I totally put him in a wokehold.”

wokehold by Oxtard911 June 8, 2020

wokescore 

Like a "walkscore," which defines the walkability of a neighborhood, "wokescore" defines the degree to which a specific location in a city is more likely to be home to woke people, that is, usually white people who maintain a position of perceived moral high ground because they ostensibly buy into social justice shit.

Wokescore is measured by the density of people in a given area who recklessly engage in "callout" culture ("Um, did you know that what you just said is racist?"), read websites like Jezebel.com, Huffington Post, ThinkProgress, follow Deray McKesson on Twitter, and stock their bookshelves with smart people books about social inequality, racial justice, or feminism, and especially how much they talk about these things, especially to exonerate their own guilt about how little they actually do to address any of these causes.

"Dude, I checked out this sick apartment yesterday. The tenants that are in there had a sweet library, too, like, James Baldwin, Richard Wright-- all this feminist shit, too, man."
"Oh, yeah, that block has a great Wokescore! Are you gonna take it?"
"Yeah, but I don't want to, you know, contribute to gentrification, right?"
"Yeah, for sure. For sure."

wokescore by zorsnacks September 13, 2017