When you go to a liberal college, come home and tell your dad why everything he believes is wrong, and then expect him to keep paying your tuition.
Dad to work colleagues: My son just came back from Berkeley and tried to "wokesplain" me
Colleague: Did you cut him off?
Dad: No, I didn't want to hurt his self-esteem
Colleague: Did you cut him off?
Dad: No, I didn't want to hurt his self-esteem
by d3f1n3rz July 24, 2017
A: Urban murders are up 60% this year! The legacy of slavery sure is terrible!
B: Quit wokesplaining! It makes no sense that slavery's impact would get worse the further we get from it!
B: Quit wokesplaining! It makes no sense that slavery's impact would get worse the further we get from it!
by jdfree June 21, 2021
The process of incoherently spreading irrational and contradictory racial-theories by using hyperbole, whataboutism, and bullying.
Antifa Karen was wokesplaining to a black person that white binary lesbians are the most enlightened force on planet earth before dude straight up smacker her upside her helmet-covered head.
by UseYourBrain18 July 22, 2020
the explanation of something by a Woke individual, typically to a rational (non-Woke) individual, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.
Please stop Wokesplaining to me.
by Dodo bird 99 February 19, 2021
verb: To unnecessarily inject social analysis or words, at the expense of the bigger picture, context, or intent.
James wokesplained to Carlos why Latinx should be used to define all Latinos, even tho he doesn't understand how the Spanish language works.
by SladeXZ October 26, 2020
A condescending method or manner of explaining something to another person in order or in hopes to convey dominance, or make oneself appear morally superior.
In fear he might not understand the complexities of "male privilege", she proceeded to "WokeSplain" the hows and whys of how men got ahead in today's world.
by BigHeartTodd September 06, 2022
The act of the sanctimonious, self-righteous, poorly-informed, and in many cases hypocritical “Woke (Radical-Leftist)” individual, practicing the meticulously curated, generic, and thoroughly rehearsed art of scolding/criticizing/condemning the independent thoughts, feelings, and actions of others; doing so sparing no condescension, nor awareness of themselves, and their own impact on others and the world around them.
“Yo I just had to suffer through this dude trying to Wokesplain how fighting for LGBTQ+ Rights is part of Globalizing the Intifada.”
“Why does this person keep insisting on Wokesplaining the cultural stances and customs of entire groups of people, when it seems they’ve never actually had one personal relationship with anyone belonging to these groups?”
“Please spare me the Wokesplanation kid,
hit me up when you discover an original thought.”
“Damn, that type of Wokespression is frighteningly stupid; and dangerous; and the reason I deleted social media.”
“Why does this person keep insisting on Wokesplaining the cultural stances and customs of entire groups of people, when it seems they’ve never actually had one personal relationship with anyone belonging to these groups?”
“Please spare me the Wokesplanation kid,
hit me up when you discover an original thought.”
“Damn, that type of Wokespression is frighteningly stupid; and dangerous; and the reason I deleted social media.”
by Potent!a1 July 03, 2025