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a small, unimportant pigme like animal from the depths of worcester.
'is that a wolkes?'
wolkes by Jez Batten October 30, 2003

Wokester 

An insult used to describe a person who gets easily outraged and professes a moral high ground over social justice issues.
That wokester got offended by my comment expressing disgust towards violent criminals.
Wokester by lulu kitty September 10, 2019
If you read the word from behind, you’ll get selow, which is another slang word derived from the English word Slow. Woles is an interjection you say to someone to get them to calm down. Think of all the instances you’d normally say “chill bro”; that’s your window to show off knowledge of this piece of hip, youthful Indonesian slang.
"Woles, bro, you don't have to be angry."
Woles by Shén March 8, 2023

wokeshit 

Portmanteau comprising the words “woke” and “shit.” Used in contemporary political discourse as a perjorative, mocking the spinelessness, stupidly, hypocrisy, and willful ignorance of American corporations and government agencies that make decisions, changes, and content choices for poorly reasoned "woke" justifications.
guy 1: "MLB just moved the All-Star game out of Atlanta because of the GA Voter ID bill."
guy 2: "That's some wokeshit. MLB isn't getting any money from me ever again."
wokeshit by xo rach April 4, 2021

Wokescold 

Someone who scolds others for not being woke enough.
Person 1: this white liberal screeched at me because I said the word lunatic. They said it was a slur for bipolar people. When I told them I was bipolar, they got on their knees and started begging for my forgiveness.

Person 2: that guy must be a wokescold.
Wokescold by the foochie February 11, 2022

wockesha 

Lean, purple juice, go go slurp
Damn this wockesha is hitting different.
wockesha by 3 inch wonder June 24, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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