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Blair Witching
The Act of Standing in a corner very eerily and creepily. Most commonly done in games like G-mod by a youtuber Mr.Sark.
Tom: "Hey jack, what's that girl doing in that corner ?"
Jack: "Oh she's Blair Witching"
Tom:" I wish she would stop, it's very unsettling."
Jack: "Oh she's Blair Witching"
Tom:" I wish she would stop, it's very unsettling."
Blair Witching by Blair Witching December 14, 2014
Related Words
wiwtc • Witch • Witch Hunt • witches brew • Witchcraft • witcha • witchbitch • Witches Finger • witchface • witch hunter robin
Witches Brew
An activity in which participants deficate in the same toilet bowl without flushing. After a large accumulation of feces, and the scent becomes unbearable, you have achieved a witches brew. Originated at valley stream north.
Witches Brew by John Tartamella June 23, 2018
how to spot a witch
A witch will have some or all of these. The more they have the more likely they are a witch. So watch out
1) A keen sense of smell
2) Large nostrils
3) Check them for moles
4) Big feet (size 8 or above)
5) Tall for a woman (5' 6" or taller)
6) Burpy
7) Dry wrinkled hands
8) Dry scratchy feet
9) Saggy breasts
10) Wears lots of animal print
11) Pointy nose
12) Skinny
1) A keen sense of smell
2) Large nostrils
3) Check them for moles
4) Big feet (size 8 or above)
5) Tall for a woman (5' 6" or taller)
6) Burpy
7) Dry wrinkled hands
8) Dry scratchy feet
9) Saggy breasts
10) Wears lots of animal print
11) Pointy nose
12) Skinny
how to spot a witch by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
Toss a Coin to your Witcher
A modern way of saying to give credit to/appreciate what someone does, even if it’s easier not to. Originated from Netflix’s series “The Witcher” in which the titular character spends most of his days killing monsters for the people he meets. He is commonly viewed as an emotionless monster himself, but a bard writes a song about him in which he sings, “toss a coin to your Witcher, o valley of plenty...toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend of humanity”.
Geralt of Rivia (the Witcher) is often seen and treated as an outcast, but he’s mostly just trying to help people, so toss him a coin.
Geralt of Rivia (the Witcher) is often seen and treated as an outcast, but he’s mostly just trying to help people, so toss him a coin.
“Jeez man, my mom’s been such a bitch lately.”
“How do you mean?”
“She’s so controlling, dude. She won’t even let me to to Todd’s party this weekend.”
“Dude, you know that’s because she’s trying to keep you out of trouble. Yeah she can be strict, but toss a coin to your Witcher, man. She’s tryin’ her best.
“How do you mean?”
“She’s so controlling, dude. She won’t even let me to to Todd’s party this weekend.”
“Dude, you know that’s because she’s trying to keep you out of trouble. Yeah she can be strict, but toss a coin to your Witcher, man. She’s tryin’ her best.
Toss a Coin to your Witcher by clayto97 January 19, 2020
Ditch the Witch and make the Switch
"Is that your girl, the one who burps all the time? Honestly, you should Ditch the Witch and make the Switch"
Ditch the Witch and make the Switch by tuck_frump February 22, 2020
Witches kiss
Jerry made the mistake of leaning over to tie his shoelace whilst on the throne and felt the intimate touch of a witches kiss.
Witches kiss by Robiw April 7, 2007
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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