1. (noun, derog.) A useless or inept man. Used in South Africa and short for tosser or wanker.
2. Throw, usually gently.
3. (in jail, police vehicle) Detain.
4. Search a place roughly with damage.
5. (back) Drink an alchoholic beverage.
6. (down) Lay prone with sexual intentions.
7. Vomit, barf, puke, spew often from excess alcohol.
8. Masturbate, wank, tug
9. (salad) Analinguis, rim, eat ass. Usage more common amongst homosexuals.
2. Throw, usually gently.
3. (in jail, police vehicle) Detain.
4. Search a place roughly with damage.
5. (back) Drink an alchoholic beverage.
6. (down) Lay prone with sexual intentions.
7. Vomit, barf, puke, spew often from excess alcohol.
8. Masturbate, wank, tug
9. (salad) Analinguis, rim, eat ass. Usage more common amongst homosexuals.
1. Why did she marry that toss?
2. Toss me the keys, please.
3. The cops tossed me in the sin bin.
4. They tossed my house looking for drugs and cut open every pillow, cushion, and matress - everything was on the floor.
5. Let's have a perv at the peel palace and toss back a few.
6. I'd love to toss (or throw) her down.
7. "He tossed his cookies and passed out cold - time to write on his face and photograph a dick on his cheek! Our gift to the soccer moms at MADD." or "Gross, I'm going to toss (my cookies)!"
8. I'm quitting tossing, um, tomorrow.
9. She was K9 and I tossed her salad with my fingers in her cunt and thumb on her button until she squirted!
2. Toss me the keys, please.
3. The cops tossed me in the sin bin.
4. They tossed my house looking for drugs and cut open every pillow, cushion, and matress - everything was on the floor.
5. Let's have a perv at the peel palace and toss back a few.
6. I'd love to toss (or throw) her down.
7. "He tossed his cookies and passed out cold - time to write on his face and photograph a dick on his cheek! Our gift to the soccer moms at MADD." or "Gross, I'm going to toss (my cookies)!"
8. I'm quitting tossing, um, tomorrow.
9. She was K9 and I tossed her salad with my fingers in her cunt and thumb on her button until she squirted!
by ShortHairLvr August 08, 2005
(vb.) to masturbate or wank; usu. used as a verbial phrase as in 'toss off'.
Also forms 'tosser', lit. someone who masturbates, but used as a derogative.
Also forms 'tosser', lit. someone who masturbates, but used as a derogative.
by Wino September 17, 2004
"I'm just gonna have a quick toss over Jenna Jameson even though she's had more cocks than I have had hot meals"
by Foyf January 22, 2003
CoCo a toss. That's a damn shame!
by Mphs06 April 23, 2006
by JrnymnNate January 24, 2003
A collective noun for a group of emo's. Just like there is a herd of sheep, school of fish or a mob of kangaroos, there is a toss of emos.
by boofa May 04, 2007