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Whytard
A stupid fucking white person. Often a Trump supporter. Often claiming they “did their own research.” Very likely “QAnon” believer. More than likely antivaxxer. Sneaky as fuck with their racism and/or antiscience agenda.
Man 1: Oh damn, that White dude says Black people should be able to discriminate against Whites because of slavery and shit.
Man 2: Yup, that’s because HE wants to be able to discriminate against Blacks later on.
Man 1: Oh shit, sneaky fucking Whytard.
Man 2: Yup, that’s because HE wants to be able to discriminate against Blacks later on.
Man 1: Oh shit, sneaky fucking Whytard.
Whytard by CountryFacts November 27, 2021
Derek Whyte
Derek Whyte by GoochOfSteel October 24, 2011
whyte out
V. whyted out, whyting out,
v.tr. To cause to whyte out
To lose one’s balance while urinating or attempting to urinate in a bathroom toilet thereby dismantling the shower curtain and sometimes destroying the curtain rod. Victims usually ending up akimbo in the bathtub and sometimes require help evacuating the bathtub.
All reported incidents of whyting out have involved men, however it is possible for women to whyte out
Origins, unknown however it is rumored to have been pioneered in a Vancouver British Columbia bathroom by Mr. Whyte. Data is suspicious however.
v.tr. To cause to whyte out
To lose one’s balance while urinating or attempting to urinate in a bathroom toilet thereby dismantling the shower curtain and sometimes destroying the curtain rod. Victims usually ending up akimbo in the bathtub and sometimes require help evacuating the bathtub.
All reported incidents of whyting out have involved men, however it is possible for women to whyte out
Origins, unknown however it is rumored to have been pioneered in a Vancouver British Columbia bathroom by Mr. Whyte. Data is suspicious however.
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