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whorebiting 

The act of riding repeatedly around the block in a car with your friends looking for hookers.
Our buddy in Vegas got on a heater last month to the tune of 50K in one hand. We cashed out, rented a limo, and went whorebiting.
whorebiting by Mazard November 7, 2010

whoreitus 

A disease which turns you into a whore. It can not be cured
Ethan has a major case of Whoreitus
whoreitus by UnicornFluff21 December 13, 2014

whorekitty 

A woman who wrecks relationships, similar to a homewrecker. Usually a fathers girlfriend. But everyone knows the man deserves much better.
That fucking whorekitty is the reason my parents divorced.

Whoreticulture 

Whoreticulture is the industry and practice of celebrity cultivation including the process of garnering fame and admiration for nothing short of a poorly made sex tape.

Whoreticulturists conduct a monetarily successful existence in the practice of pornography, poorly made pop music, and self commercialization usually in the form of a perfume or clothing line. The work involves fucking on film in a hotel room, releasing it to the public on the internet, landing a successful reality TV show, in some cases getting punched in the face on said reality show, putting out an "Autobiography" with a nauseating title written by someone else, and recording a pop song that when listened to, will make you lose complete faith in the human race.

Their staggering ability to remain famous despite the fact they're completely talentless is a testament to how far our empty culture has fallen.
There is the old saying, "50 Million Elvis Fans Can't Be Wrong" perhaps that's true... But 50 Million Kim Kardashian fans have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. Now that's what I call whoreticulture.

Whorettes 

Like tourettes but instead of uncontrolled swearing sufferers display uncontrolled whoring.
She can't help being such a slut she's got whorettes.
Whorettes by MasterfulP October 30, 2014

whorestitution 

How did your whorestitution go over the weekend?
whorestitution by AtomBalls May 6, 2006