whorekitty

A woman who wrecks relationships, similar to a homewrecker. Usually a fathers girlfriend. But everyone knows the man deserves much better.

That fucking whorekitty is the reason my parents divorced.

by Circlesquareamphibian July 3, 2017

Whoredity

The passing of promiscuous traits to offspring.

Scientist 1: What is your hypothesis of where her slutty traits originated?

Scientist 2: After further analysis into her whoredity, it appears both her mother and grandmother were extremely loose.

by Shroomy the Unicorn February 19, 2011

whoresitting

babysitting some drunk chick to make sure she doesn't leave the bar with some guy, usually done as a favor to her friend/boyfriend.

i was gonna get laid last night, but some asshole was whoresitting.

by Dick Ballderass August 11, 2010

whorenity

Youre not a slut unless you follow these symptoms of whorenity

1.you'll have sex with only popular people

2.you wear ridiculously exposing clothes even if its 15 fucking degrees (F)

3.you get jealous when someone you like is talking to someone you think is below your social status or very "ugly" (or you're just a bitch)

4.you have sex without a condom even on birth control

6.you make people pay to have sex with you because you wanna make side cash (vice versa)

7.You make someone a sandwich after sex (unless you're married)

8.you keep dating douche bags for money and complain about him treating you shitty

9.you have an STD or STI (blue waffles esp.)

10.you know you're a whore

Gossip girl 1."Omg I think she has whorenity"
Gossip girl 2. "Obviously look at the herpes showing on her ass from her short shorts"

by the talent December 24, 2014

workitty

at work
busy
too much work to be done

sorry, i cant hang out, im at workitty right meow

by mkitty May 10, 2009