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The condition of marijuana obtained by keeping it in a bag over a long period of time (months) and opening it every now and then (weeks) for it to get some air. This process supposedly makes it taste better when smoked.
Stoner 1: This is some good shit! What you got here?
Stoner 2: It's cured bud!
cured by Siren2277 May 11, 2008
To be cured. Meaning tired of or general cannot be arsed to do something.
I’m so cured with work at the moment
Cured by Leon shaw May 4, 2018
Used to mean you are 'over' something, as in tired of it, finished, or done with it. Predominantly used by Blackpool teenagers.
I'm so cured of Instagram.
Cured by Darangutan August 1, 2022

cured the beef

When you’re at odds with someone or something but you find a way to work it out.
β€œT. Swift & Kim K. used to be enemies but they cured the beef.”
cured the beef by Roberta Frosting January 1, 2023

cured pussy

A smooth well trimmed ,pussy that has that shiny new look to it right after shaving.
"Mary's hairy pussy is now a cured pussy now I shaved off that hairy beast!"
cured pussy by TheAnonymousArtist August 24, 2023

wow thanks i'm cured 

A sarcastic phrase used after receiving inappropriate or over-simplified health advice. Also a large community of internet trolls who shoot down any and all health advice that doesn't include a psychiatrist or a pill, and worship big pharma with outdated psychiatric models of "chemical imbalances".
Motivational poster: Exercise can help make people happy!

Troll: Oh really? Just exercise? That's all I need to do for my serious clinical depression? Why didn't I think of that? Wow thanks I'm cured!! Why don't I just throw away my Prozac pills and see how much serotinin I get from a fucking nature walk.
wow thanks i'm cured by Tesseramous February 14, 2020
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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