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A combination of the states of being frustrated, annoyed, angry, disheartened. A term that originated in the 2010s in North West England; specifically in Blackpool.
'I bet she's cured, I heard she lost her phone in Mingos'
cured by N dog December 8, 2016
Words you can keep
The condition of marijuana obtained by keeping it in a bag over a long period of time (months) and opening it every now and then (weeks) for it to get some air. This process supposedly makes it taste better when smoked.
Stoner 1: This is some good shit! What you got here?
Stoner 2: It's cured bud!
cured by Siren2277 May 11, 2008
To be cured. Meaning tired of or general cannot be arsed to do something.
I’m so cured with work at the moment
Cured by Leon shaw May 4, 2018
Used to mean you are 'over' something, as in tired of it, finished, or done with it. Predominantly used by Blackpool teenagers.
I'm so cured of Instagram.
Cured by Darangutan August 1, 2022

cured the beef

When you’re at odds with someone or something but you find a way to work it out.
T. Swift & Kim K. used to be enemies but they cured the beef.”
cured the beef by Roberta Frosting January 1, 2023

cured pussy

A smooth well trimmed ,pussy that has that shiny new look to it right after shaving.
"Mary's hairy pussy is now a cured pussy now I shaved off that hairy beast!"
cured pussy by TheAnonymousArtist August 24, 2023

wow thanks i'm cured 

A sarcastic phrase used after receiving inappropriate or over-simplified health advice. Also a large community of internet trolls who shoot down any and all health advice that doesn't include a psychiatrist or a pill, and worship big pharma with outdated psychiatric models of "chemical imbalances".
Motivational poster: Exercise can help make people happy!

Troll: Oh really? Just exercise? That's all I need to do for my serious clinical depression? Why didn't I think of that? Wow thanks I'm cured!! Why don't I just throw away my Prozac pills and see how much serotinin I get from a fucking nature walk.
wow thanks i'm cured by Tesseramous February 14, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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