Definitions by ashton738272

BJoe 

BJoe is everything you can and can’t see.
He is the one who made you and everything else. He is not the human, he is the neon jacket. The human is just an extension of the jacket. The jacket wears him, not the other way around. BJoe made you and you must worship him for good luck, if you’re lucky BJoe will introduce you to chad. Chad is BJoe’s son. He makes you feel amazing. Just don’t get caught using him in the school bathroom.

Oh shit bro BJoe just straight yeeted like thanos but better

BJoe by ashton738272 February 27, 2019

Ashton 

Always has the most amazing, beautiful girlfriend ever. Even though he’s ugly his girlfriend is beautiful. She’s an angel.

Girl 1: his girlfriend is so beautiful but he’s ugly

Girl 2: I know, he’s obviously an Ashton

Ashton by ashton738272 November 11, 2018

whoretit 

when a whore shows you her tits and they ugly af

Person 1: hey look at my tits
Person 2: omg they are whoretits

whoretit by ashton738272 August 8, 2016