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whoreitus 

a very serious illness that turns you into a whore. (mainly affects men)
omg? did you hear that john has whoreitus? i feel bad for him.
whoreitus by whoreitus December 2, 2020

Post Whoreitus

A condition whereby you can't stop yourself from Post Whoring on web forums. You have an addiction to the buzz of getting replys and growing a thread. You measure your ego & status by your post count. You know this is sad and you'd like to get on with real life but you can't help yourself.
Most of AWOT have Post Whoreitus
Post Whoreitus by Sean Blake July 24, 2006

whorehoused 

an unfavorable outcome; to be completely screwed; to be out of options
He only gave me $5 for that dime sack? You gotta be shitting me, I got whorehoused.
whorehoused by JTisKing April 20, 2010

whorebrush 

someone whose full of theirself and acts like a whore(if you dont know what whore means your too young go home) that one person that you know likes to brush other people's hair.
Woah, you know that girl maddie?
yeah.
shes such a whorebrush.
whorebrush by The Queenn March 18, 2014

Hillbilly whorehouse 

A brothel that is run by a hillbilly male wherein he pimps out all of his direct female relatives including his mother, wives and daughters to other hillbilly's(male relatives get preference). Hillbilly whorehouses are widespread throughout the southern states of America and are known to be incest hot-spots as well as fronts for moonshine running.
Travis: "Damn Pa, ma rode me like a rodeo horse at the hillbilly whorehouse last night".

Pa: "If ya think your mamma's good you gotta try your sister Tiffany she had me groaning like a nascar engine".

Whorehouse 

The common iPhone auto-correct for Whitehouse, but apple got one right this time.
1. "Mommy, I'm taking a tour of the whorehouse today!"
Whorehouse by Whorehouse#2 November 4, 2011
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