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new phone who dis? 

1. A common response when getting a text from an unknown number. Can be used even if your phone isn't new.
2. Using the above tactic to belittle someone you do, in fact, know.
3. A title of a diss track from an episode of You're The Worst.
"hey i'm in town tonight! let's hit the clubs"
"new phone who dis?"

"i'm pregnant"
"uhhhh...new phone who dis?"

"Did you see last night's You're The Worst? My favorite part was when Sam rapped 'new phone who is.'"
"Such a great scene. We've all been there amirite?"
new phone who dis? by suddenvalley January 21, 2016
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New phone, who dis? 

When a person asks you a question you don't want to answer you say "new phone, who dis" to avoid answering. From vine Wellington Boyce.
Side chick: babe

You: Wuts up ?
Side chick: I love you;)
You: new phone, who dis?
Side chick: what!?
You: NEW PHONE, WHO DIS!? NEW PHONE, WHO DIS!?
New phone, who dis? by jutn July 22, 2015

who dis? 

1. A phrase used by people getting texts from unknown numbers.
2. A way to reject people by making it look like a mistake.
3. A way to ask people who they are.
1. Them: Hey Tom! Great work on your science project! We'll totally win the science fair!
You: Who dis?
2. Him: Hey baby! It's me, John from the bar! Wanna smash tonight?
Her: Who dis?
3. Them: Hey, is this Andrew's number?
You: Who dis?
who dis? by Denneisk November 9, 2017
Down-south term used to refer to a male friend; the masculine version of shawty.
"Me and my whodies gonna ride tonight."

"Where I'm from we say whodie, and where I'm from we say shawty."
-Youngbloodz (commenting on Atlanta, GA)
Whodie by t$hizzle August 29, 2004

New phone who dis? 

Slang phrase used on text to avoid conversations with:
1. Someone you owe money to.

2. An Ex lover.
3. Nagging wife.
4. Someone you embarrassed yourself to.
5. Annoying boss.
6. Nagging wife again
Landlord : Have you paid your rent?
Tenant : New phone who dis?
1. adj. to describe some one a slutty, or like a whore
2. chubby teens in clothes too tight that makes them look like a sausage busting out of the casing.
Carla is looking a bit whorish today with that half shirt coving her belly - whouldn;t that thing be flat?!!?!
whorish by Bud E Love May 14, 2003