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Josef Benjamin Whitbread 

King, even like a God of Satan. Always Loyal and will hurt anyone, that hurts the people he loves and cares about.
Josef Benjamin Whitbread, is a king, even like a God of Satan

whitebread 

Belonging to the class of bland, clean-cut, middle-of-the-road suburbanite breeders. The Cleavers from the old TV show "Leave It To Beaver" are a familiar archetype of whitebread culture. Compare to yuppie.

The term implies profound cultural naïvete, blind consumerism, and an unquestioning "follower" mindset. Common trappings of the whitebread lifestyle include golf, Kenny G and Enya CDs, SUVs, an irrational fixation on lawn care, Golden Retrievers, nominally Christian religious beliefs, Old Navy clothing, moderate to conservative political views, bad Chardonnay, equally bad espresso, cookie-cutter houses, Bath & Body Works hygiene products, and very white-collar employment.

Though whitebread individuals are usually white, the term is not necessarily racial in meaning - the implication lies more with the blandness, predictability, and banality of plain white bread. Accordingly, "wonderbread" is often used as a synonym.
I'll bet the amount of money that whitebread neighborhood spends on lawn fertilizer could feed a small African nation.
whitebread by Greenie March 24, 2004
To pull out of an engagement, usually at the last minute, after initiating the event in the first place. To renege on a social agreement.
Steve got up a kayaking trip for today, but he called late last night and whiteheaded us.
whitehead by jfl5 November 19, 2011

Whiteheadism 

Doing a "Whitehead". This involves unnecessarily embarrising ones self. Comes from the antics of Thomas Whitehead.
"Dude, that was such a Whiteheadism
Whiteheadism by Frommie lad! March 17, 2008
When someone stands next to you while your picture is taken, then uses it as an implied endorsement in their political campaign. Can also be done with business cards, articles of clothing, your car and pets.

A phrase made popular in the 2020 Kootenai County, Idaho Sheriff election.
Be careful of even appearing in the same photo as him, he will Whitehead you on his Facebook page.
"WTF, why did you Whitehead me?" "Well I thought you was endorsin' me"
Whitehead by Puffythecop September 28, 2019

Sam Whitehead

sam whitehead is gay who walks around with a gay pride flag looking to nonce on any emos who slit their wrists
Sam Whitehead hid the emos in basement today
Sam Whitehead by James&Dibs June 25, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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