wherev

A shortened version of wherever. Derived from the popular shortening of whatever, whatev.

Hubby: Where do you want to eat?
Wifey: Wherev.

by Chris Davenport II January 17, 2008

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? — This was a regional program bumper / public service announcement from the late 1960’s through to the late 1980’s. In some regions, there was an 11 PM variant. This was sometimes the lead in to news programs. But best of all, it was NIGHTMARE FUEL for some of the best childhood ghost stories and URBAN MYTHS that kept a kid awake at night after scary stories were inappropriately told to them by mischievous baby sitters.

No mommy, this never happened to me…honest!!!!!!! Nor, was I ever the perpetrator of telling such a tale.

…And then while the mom was watching t.v., a man came on the screen and said, “It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?”. A shiver went down the mother’s spine so she went to check on her kids. When she opens the door there was a man standing over her children's dead bodies holding a bloody butcher knife. AND HE WAS WEARING A BUNNY SUIT…

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

Where's the lamb sauce

Something Gordon Ramsey continues his search for.

"Where's the lamb sauce?"
"Where's the lamb saauce!"

by Y0URR3ALNAM3 August 2, 2017

Who/Where/Whereself

A humorous response to reply with when somebody questions what your pronouns are.

“Hi, what are your pronouns?”

“I identify as invisible, so I go by who/where/whereself.”

“Bro what-”

by RubyJean_ February 14, 2023

Don't shit where you eat

Do not cause trouble in a place where you must be on a regular basis. Often used with workplace romances but can also apply to relationships with students at your school or starting shit in general.

Kyle tried to ask Jennifer out. I told him don't shit where you eat.

by A1988 February 16, 2020

show you where the ocean is

The act of killing someone. To then dispose of the body in the ocean

im gonna show you where the ocean is, you studio gangsta

by PaJeffTheDon January 16, 2009

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.

Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020