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When you try to doze off, but you forgot you took a laxative. Usually ends up with having to buy new bed sheets and cleaning the mattress.
Me: Time to doze off...
(20 minutes later)
SLOOSH

Oh God, I pulled a Snorlax. Ew ew ew ew ew
by Y0URR3ALNAM3 January 26, 2017
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The worst 4 years of your entire life, a lot of things are depressing for some reason, people change, sometimes miserably and sometimes greatly, your teachers fail at trying to keep up with trends and memes, people are failing in the first 2 weeks, everything you love and admire is just placed in a big bag of pig shit. I just hope I improve enough that I'm not flipping burgers at Mickey D's.
Older Guy: "Hey kid, what are you?"

Me: "I'm a freshman in high school."

Older Guy: "High schools gonna suck pure donkey dick!"
by Y0URR3ALNAM3 November 15, 2016
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A while back, at the Cincinnati Zoo, a young child intentionally fell into the Gorilla Pit. A 17 year-old gorilla named "Harambe" tried to save the child, but onlookers and zoo security believed that Harambe was attempting to kill the child. Harambe was shot and pronounced dead on the scene. Shortly after the tragic events, Internet memes began to rise from all over the Internet. People had things that say "Dicks out for Harambe," or "Harambe for President 2016," things like that. A lot of people find this meme funny, though they are still trying to support the gorilla god, whose name is Harambe. Harambe is love. Harambe is life.
"YO DUDES GET YO DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE"
"Dicks out for Harambe."
"Harambe for President 2016."
by Y0URR3ALNAM3 September 07, 2016
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A currently popular card game that is online and in a stack of cards, including different versions. The way you play is to pick the funniest or most fitting card to match the sentence.
by Y0URR3ALNAM3 June 30, 2016
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