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When I've got morning wood I whack off!
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A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
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The gift that keeps on giving!
Making love to yourself.
If I whack off with both hands, that's a perfect ten.
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To perform an act of masturbation.
Someone that is being a dick.
1. Why don't you go whackoff for a while.
2. You're being a whackoff.
3. That guys a whackoff.

I'm joining these two words to make one better word.
by Keith Wolff October 29, 2004
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