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Whackterbate 

v. To manipulate one's schlong in order to produce, or reproduce, or rereproduce an emission.
Hey, why did Patrick drink half a bottle of NyQuil?

-- Oh, he's attempting to whackterbate before falling asleep.
Whackterbate by Davdav2000 December 15, 2011

whacksturbate 

A cross off the words whack off, and masturbate.
Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.
DanNy: Where are you going Jim?
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...
whacksturbate by ghoof June 11, 2006

whacksturbate 

A cross off the words whack off, and masturbate.
Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.
DanNy: Where are you going Jim?
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...
whacksturbate by ghoof June 11, 2006

whacksturbate 

1) portmanteau of whacking-off and masturbating
2) violently beating off then finish you jerk off session with calm swift hand motions
Bob: I love to whack-off violently then finish with a nice calm hand massage.

Tim: Don't do that because if you whacksturbate, your can fuck up your wrist
whacksturbate by one4the$ August 23, 2009

Whackerbating

Masturbation when you are totally stoned or high. Preferably done alone in private sessions or in the bathroom.
Guy 1: "Man I'm so high! Want to get something to eat?"
Guy 2: "No dude, I'm feeling a bit tripped out. I think I'm gonna go to the bathroom."
Guy 1: "Okay dude, have fun Whackerbating"
Whackerbating by assparade69'69 March 30, 2011

Whakerbate

well yesterday i was whackerbaitin and my mom walked in.
Whakerbate by Sterhelio July 28, 2004