weesner

Verb: The act of surreptitiously escaping from some mind-numbing condition, like work, drinks with your girlfriend's friends, or a boring lecture.

Adjective: The time between escaping from and returning to said mind-numbing condition.

Noun: the state or quality of weesner

v. "I need to figure out how to weesner my way out of this staff meeting!"
adj. "I took a weesner-afternoon. I'll see you tomorrow."
n. "My go-to weesner-afternoon is to walk to the bathroom, but turn right and go down the stairs, walk to my car, drive home, and take a nap."

weesner by jp444 November 5, 2018

weener flop 

The term "weener flop" can be used to describe a various amount of situations. It can be used to describe a negative situation or positive. It is typically used to describe situations like relaxing and not doing much when there are tasks that need to be done. It can also be used in more situations including attending a party where you know no one, as well as in awkward situations and don't know what to say, these are just a few of the situations "weener flop" can be used in. "Weener flop" is both a verb and noun do to its wide range of use.

-Me and my friends entered a party where we knew nobody so we made our way to the corner of the room and proceeded to "weener flop".
-I had a lot of work that needed to be done but instead of being productive I "weener flopped".
-Wow, that test was a "weener flop".
-Saturdays are usually reserved for "weener flopping".
-The receiver dropped a wide open pass, wow what a "weener flop".

weener flop by Brick Squad November 3, 2013

o'weener 

An o'weener is anyone over eighteen that goes around trick or treating. Parents or guardians escorting their little angels, demons, monsters, etc. are understandable but not adults without kids.

DING DONG, TRICK OR TREAT, door opens and the expected little goblins, witches and ghoulies are not there, instead its an o'weener.

o'weener by jpg3 October 16, 2011

Weener Cousin 

Two men who have had sex with the same woman. A pact usually sealed by the locking of the the two men's pinky fingers.

Dude, you're dating my ex-girlfriend? We're totally weener cousins!

Weener Cousin by JohnDorian9 February 4, 2010

Weener Wrap 

A Weener Wrap is the act of cloaking your penis in any one of the Sesame Street puppets and presenting it to ones lover while imitating the character's voice

Joey's girl said she's had it with his Weener Wraps after he went full Cookie Monster on her in bed again

Weener Wrap by Apollo83 July 13, 2019

Weener 

An idiotic doofus. Much like dork, weener is a 'penis' insult.

You stole my pen, you weener!

Weener by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Weener Banjo 

The process of taking any male human being and grabbing the shaft of his penis and pulling it up and tying it around his shoulder. If the genitalia has not ripped by this point, you proceed to take the man and turn him on his side and strum on his stretched out penis as if you would do on a banjo making very melodic and beautiful sounds.

Jeff: Man! This song is so soothing.
Mike: Of course it is, it's made using one of the most beautiful instruments on earth.
Jeff: What would that be?
Mike: The Weener Banjo, of course!

Weener Banjo by JuicyWookie February 14, 2012