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To get a girl extremely drunk or roofie her, then have unprotected sex with her while she is passed out.
Yo I wessner'd some chick last night when I came back from the Brownies...
wessner by Tau Iota Tau September 1, 2005
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Dirty Woessner 

Banging a chick in the grass at a graduation party, then making the designated driver sniff your fingers when you’re done.
Holy shit! Sam gave Claire a dirty woessner at Harrison’s grad party!
Dirty Woessner by Shellpenis July 24, 2021
Verb: The act of surreptitiously escaping from some mind-numbing condition, like work, drinks with your girlfriend's friends, or a boring lecture.

Adjective: The time between escaping from and returning to said mind-numbing condition.

Noun: the state or quality of weesner
v. "I need to figure out how to weesner my way out of this staff meeting!"
adj. "I took a weesner-afternoon. I'll see you tomorrow."
n. "My go-to weesner-afternoon is to walk to the bathroom, but turn right and go down the stairs, walk to my car, drive home, and take a nap."
weesner by jp444 November 5, 2018
1. A person who is such a close talker that you can smell what they had for breakfast. This person's eyes can also grow to the size of softballs when engaged in conversation.

2. Satan.
If Timmy does not stop acting like a weisner I'm going to have to pop the trunk.
Weisner by Rescue Rangers September 5, 2011
You fucken wesser
wesser by wesser idiot November 7, 2021

Emily Ray Woessner  

Emily Ray Woessner by Bubbajc October 22, 2008
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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