Verb: The act of surreptitiously escaping from some mind-numbing condition, like work, drinks with your girlfriend's friends, or a boring lecture.
Adjective: The time between escaping from and returning to said mind-numbing condition.
Noun: the state or quality of weesner
v. "I need to figure out how to weesner my way out of this staff meeting!"
adj. "I took a weesner-afternoon. I'll see you tomorrow."
n. "My go-to weesner-afternoon is to walk to the bathroom, but turn right and go down the stairs, walk to my car, drive home, and take a nap."
1. A person who is such a close talker that you can smell what they had for breakfast. This person's eyes can also grow to the size of softballs when engaged in conversation.
2. Satan.
If Timmy does not stop acting like a weisner I'm going to have to pop the trunk.