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To get a girl extremely drunk or roofie her, then have unprotected sex with her while she is passed out.
Yo I wessner'd some chick last night when I came back from the Brownies...
wessner by Tau Iota Tau September 1, 2005
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Dirty Woessner 

Banging a chick in the grass at a graduation party, then making the designated driver sniff your fingers when you’re done.
Holy shit! Sam gave Claire a dirty woessner at Harrison’s grad party!
Dirty Woessner by Shellpenis July 24, 2021
Verb: The act of surreptitiously escaping from some mind-numbing condition, like work, drinks with your girlfriend's friends, or a boring lecture.

Adjective: The time between escaping from and returning to said mind-numbing condition.

Noun: the state or quality of weesner
v. "I need to figure out how to weesner my way out of this staff meeting!"
adj. "I took a weesner-afternoon. I'll see you tomorrow."
n. "My go-to weesner-afternoon is to walk to the bathroom, but turn right and go down the stairs, walk to my car, drive home, and take a nap."
weesner by jp444 November 5, 2018
1. A person who is such a close talker that you can smell what they had for breakfast. This person's eyes can also grow to the size of softballs when engaged in conversation.

2. Satan.
If Timmy does not stop acting like a weisner I'm going to have to pop the trunk.
Weisner by Rescue Rangers September 5, 2011
You fucken wesser
wesser by wesser idiot November 7, 2021

Emily Ray Woessner  

Emily Ray Woessner by Bubbajc October 22, 2008