v. "I need to figure out how to weesner my way out of this staff meeting!"
adj. "I took a weesner-afternoon. I'll see you tomorrow."
n. "My go-to weesner-afternoon is to walk to the bathroom, but turn right and go down the stairs, walk to my car, drive home, and take a nap."
1. A person who is such a close talker that you can smell what they had for breakfast. This person's eyes can also grow to the size of softballs when engaged inconversation.