DONG

1. As coined by Michael of Vsauce:

Do
Online
Now
Guys

An application, game, program, or other feature that you can use the internet to do. Usually, a DONG is simply an interesting timewaster, or a cool effect.

2. A penis.

1. "Well, we're going to need a DONG for this one."

2. "STOP LAUGHING AT MY DONG! It's not that small..."

by Topbutt August 3, 2013

DONG

Stands for Do Online Now Guys. Vsauce says this now guys.

vsauce: DONG hahahahahahaha

by teevee2 May 16, 2020

DONG

This is cool free stuff you can Do Online Now, Guys.

Check out these Cool DONGS Bro I found On youtube!

by theshadowhand August 31, 2014

DONG

The acronym for (Things to) Do Online Now, Guys. Made famous by VSauce, a YouTuber.

It can also be used as a noun, respectively.

"Hey, man check out this DONG!"
"Woah. That is an amazing dong."

-WARNING-

THE PREVIOUS QUOTE IS NOT WHAT SHE SAID.

by mintyfresh9080 October 16, 2012

DONG

1.Penis
2.The largest energy company in Denmark.

1. I have a huge dong
2.Ineos buys Dong Energy's oil and gas business in £1bn deal

by BUYIT101 June 29, 2017

DONG

An 8 inch black, prosthetic penis designed for thrust and insertion to a member of the opposite sex.

When Nikki first felt the DONG, she came harder than a Tsunami.

by Long Duck September 16, 2005

Dong

A vulgar word for the male PENIS. Every man refers to their penis as DONG, especially when aroused and beating your meat.

Bro. I have been stroking my DONG for the past few hours. I'm ready to bust a nut and drain my nutsack

by HornyPornoAddict October 1, 2023