Definitions by Apollo83

Franken 

A Franken is a ball-fro of curly pubic hair that looks exactly like Al Franken’s perfectly symmetrical helmet head

Did you see Ben’s package before he started manscaping?!!! With that Franken, his schlong would start doing Stuart Smalley’s daily affirmations on its own if you put it in front of a mirror

Franken by Apollo83 February 18, 2023

Puberty ‘Stache 

A Puberty ‘Stache is an adult male’s failed attempt at growing a fully formed mustache, and yet is doggedly determined to continue wearing the whispy and blotchy facial hair

Did you see Anders’ Puberty ‘Stache at our class reunion?!!! He’s been trying to grow that thing since 7th grade, and it still looks like peach fuzz on a porcupine’s ass

Puberty ‘Stache by Apollo83 August 12, 2022

Bonaduce

A Bonaduce is a male “ball-fro”of bushy and unruly bright orange Pubic hair

OMG! Rodney isn’t even embarrassed that his Bonaduce is billowing out the sides of his Speedo

Bonaduce by Apollo83 July 16, 2022

Bleen Lean 

The Bleen Lean is a term affectionately used by his friends to describe the phenomenon unique to Cade Doan that occurs when he’s nearly horizontal but still standing on both feet during extreme inebriation

It’s happening again! Cade is in the full Bleen Lean & doesn’t even need a wall to hold him up. It’s like Bleener da’ Leaner levitates on vodka

Bleen Lean by Apollo83 July 10, 2022

Trumpy 

An action or statement that is misogynistic, racist, egomaniacal, ignorant, vengeful, or not based in any form of reality, or, all of the above

Uh, Gavin, what’s up with the Trumpy rant about Jesus being white

Trumpy by Apollo83 June 16, 2020

Colin

Colin is that boy you grew up with that smelled like string cheese and had a Dutch Boy haircut and undescended testicles

Chad: "Oh shit, that Colin has da bangs"
Preston: "I'm sure he's got an empty hammock too".

Colin by Apollo83 August 14, 2019

Reggiepanderer 

A Reggiepanderer is a white person that constantly tries to prove he/she is not racist by listing all the black people they relate to.

How many times has that ridiculous reggiepanderer told us that his best friend in fourth grade was black

Reggiepanderer by Apollo83 July 25, 2019