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That high school custodian that secretly opens student lockers and sniffs and tries on their personal items
by Apollo83 July 5, 2019
Get the Locker Jockey mug.A GrandmaNug is an embarrassingly small amount of marijuana put into a pipe or water pipe for smoking and is most commonly witnessed among the over-fifty crowd new to the legalized pot experience
by Apollo83 July 8, 2019
Get the GrandmaNug mug.A Weener Wrap is the act of cloaking your penis in any one of the Sesame Street puppets and presenting it to ones lover while imitating the character's voice
Joey's girl said she's had it with his Weener Wraps after he went full Cookie Monster on her in bed again
by Apollo83 July 13, 2019
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Get the High-yena mug.A Loophole Virgin is someone that believes their purity and spiritual beliefs are preserved as long as sexual relations include any orifice other than the vagina
Calvin and his Loophole Virgin think they're not sinners because they keep the nooky confined to the pooper and the pie-hole
by Apollo83 July 23, 2019
Get the Loophole Virgin mug.A Reggiepanderer is a white person that constantly tries to prove he/she is not racist by listing all the black people they relate to.
How many times has that ridiculous reggiepanderer told us that his best friend in fourth grade was black
by Apollo83 July 25, 2019
Get the Reggiepanderer mug.Colin is that boy you grew up with that smelled like string cheese and had a Dutch Boy haircut and undescended testicles
by Apollo83 August 14, 2019
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