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A Franken is a ball-fro of curly pubic hair that looks exactly like Al Franken’s perfectly symmetrical helmet head
Did you see Ben’s package before he started manscaping?!!! With that Franken, his schlong would start doing Stuart Smalley’s daily affirmations on its own if you put it in front of a mirror
by Apollo83 February 18, 2023
Get the Franken mug.A Puberty ‘Stache is an adult male’s failed attempt at growing a fully formed mustache, and yet is doggedly determined to continue wearing the whispy and blotchy facial hair
Did you see Anders’ Puberty ‘Stache at our class reunion?!!! He’s been trying to grow that thing since 7th grade, and it still looks like peach fuzz on a porcupine’s ass
by Apollo83 August 12, 2022
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Get the Bonaduce mug.The Bleen Lean is a term affectionately used by his friends to describe the phenomenon unique to Cade Doan that occurs when he’s nearly horizontal but still standing on both feet during extreme inebriation
It’s happening again! Cade is in the full Bleen Lean & doesn’t even need a wall to hold him up. It’s like Bleener da’ Leaner levitates on vodka
by Apollo83 July 10, 2022
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by Apollo83 June 16, 2020
Get the Trumpy mug.Colin is that boy you grew up with that smelled like string cheese and had a Dutch Boy haircut and undescended testicles
by Apollo83 August 14, 2019
Get the Colin mug.A Reggiepanderer is a white person that constantly tries to prove he/she is not racist by listing all the black people they relate to.
How many times has that ridiculous reggiepanderer told us that his best friend in fourth grade was black
by Apollo83 July 25, 2019
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