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An idiotic doofus. Much like dork, weener is a 'penis' insult.
You stole my pen, you weener!
by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A person who is cowardly and does not push themselves to get further, who is a little nerdy. Also a group of weeners is called a Weener Brigade
Someone who does not want to join a local football team due to being scared of 'big men' being there is a weener
by Mooky182 November 23, 2009
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A word used to describe an unusually small penis. This word is often found offensive to those with minute genital organs. Also see todger.
Examples being "Put your weener away you weedy shit" and "Oh my god WORRAWEENER!!!"
by oldskooljammer September 23, 2005
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A term used when referring to dedicated fans of the rock band Ween. Weeners are often characterized by a bizarre fixation with the duo and interact regularly in the fan community.
Over at Hill's Ween forum, you can find some of the most demented Weeners around -- people unlike ourselves, willing to tattoo themselves with the almighty Boognish.
by Brian Harvey November 09, 2005
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