Weener

An idiotic doofus. Much like dork, weener is a 'penis' insult.

You stole my pen, you weener!

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

weener

George W. Bush

Look at that weener trying to win the war.

by nowayride August 28, 2002

Weener

A person who is cowardly and does not push themselves to get further, who is a little nerdy. Also a group of weeners is called a Weener Brigade

Someone who does not want to join a local football team due to being scared of 'big men' being there is a weener

by Mooky182 November 23, 2009

weener

A word used to describe an unusually small penis. This word is often found offensive to those with minute genital organs. Also see todger.

Examples being "Put your weener away you weedy shit" and "Oh my god WORRAWEENER!!!"

by oldskooljammer October 3, 2005

weener

a small penis apparently

he is a weener he has a small penis

by emma101 April 30, 2005

weener

a shlong

lewis has a big weener

by orlando mano July 11, 2022

weener

A term used when referring to dedicated fans of the rock band Ween. Weeners are often characterized by a bizarre fixation with the duo and interact regularly in the fan community.

Over at Hill's Ween forum, you can find some of the most demented Weeners around -- people unlike ourselves, willing to tattoo themselves with the almighty Boognish.

by Brian Harvey December 28, 2005