Noun, Derog. A nickname intended to create irritation through perpetual, repetitve usage, not unlike Chinese water torture. Applicable to jolly, red sweatshirt-donning Napoleon devotees. Often delivered with a dismissive
flick of the hand. Known to incite brutal, uncalled for responses, including, but not limited to, "
Dennis, you're just a little
boy" or "Rob, you're a hick and you marry your cousins".
Etymology: Weet, derived from \
sweet/. Teets not a bodily reference, but rather from the historical "Tito" (see "Tito 3:16", "You can't hide from us, Tito").