Teets

San Francisco based slang, meaning an awesome woman, usually one that projects a glittery "prom queen" attitude at all time. A woman with flair and high sex appeal.

Look at teets over there, killing it again, for the win...

by robertlsfo September 8, 2009

Teets

the part of a nipple in which milk comes out

Man she has some nice teets

by Brian FROM VERNON, CT A FRIEND OF CLINT November 4, 2003

Teets

Teets describing someone who is so annoying or 'pez'

'wow, that guy is so drunk'
'yeah he only had one drink'
'teets'

by meowmeowmeow11 October 21, 2011

Teets

Matt Teets

See; Bridgteets.

by Anonymous September 6, 2003

Teets

Male nipples that secrete milk.

Zach has teets that can provide sustenance to his cats.

by BJP May 8, 2006

Teets

Teets is defined as when something awesome happens. It's powerful word and should only be uttered when something happens that is so good, the word "cool" or "sick" just doesn't cut it.

Friend 1 - I just met Ron Jeremy!

Friend 2 - No way, Teets bro!

by kutmye July 19, 2009

Teets

everything.

it can be an interjection of both malice and glee.

Teets, I just got accepted to college!

Oh, she just threw up all over my shoes . . . teets.

by J.Strokes April 22, 2009